If you’d let me, I’d hold you, not just your hand or your body but also your heart. I’d let you rest on me and you can come to me and relax knowing I will love you and never judge you. I will be your home, if you choose me and I will show you the love I am capable of and more. Arms always open to welcome you in; to welcome you home. I will walk with you, your hand and heart safe in mine.
I am 120% ok with being someone’s trophy wife like hell yes I’ll just spend someone else’s money all day and wear cute lingerie forever where do I sign up
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
Oh god can someone please just rub my back
*does voodoo magic* UuU
… Can I have a taco too, can I get a taco I wanna taco >:U JESSSSSSSS
PEOPLE ARE REALLY SAYING THAT THE GOLDEN GLOBES ARE RACIST BECAUSE JENNIFER WON OVER LUPITA
people are really saying that the entertainment industry doesn’t cater towards white people in awards and that race isn’t an underlying factor just cause their fave is gettin hate!
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest president in the history of ever.
apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.
You know how in hitchikers guide to the galaxy the answer to the question of life the universe and everything is 42?
I think we found the question.
"Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend."