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Our mother couldn't help but wonder 
whether she should raise us as humans or wolves.

jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:

pjcalamity:

neekcreep:

hogwarts-express:

fuckin lilo

I’m fucking dying

LILO NO

Lilo is all of us

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

ariellei34: THIS SHIT IS GETTING ME SO FUCKING MAD IF YOU LOOK AT ONE OF THEM ONE WILL BE DIFFERENT BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOURE VIEW THEY CHANGE DIRECTIONS OMYFUCK

ariellei34:

THIS SHIT IS GETTING ME SO FUCKING MAD IF YOU LOOK AT ONE OF THEM ONE WILL BE DIFFERENT BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOURE VIEW THEY CHANGE DIRECTIONS OMYFUCK

smokeweeedgethigh: Let me tell you some things about this bitch. This is a mantis shrimp. This thing is 6 - 12 inches and as you can see, it’s all colorful and shit. Mantis shrimp have 16 cones which means it has 13 more cones than humans. So these things can see things we don’t even know exist. They could see so many different colors and possibly could have different senses like when some animals can see heat. These bitches are pretty bad ass because their claws move so fast the water literally boils around it. They’re also so strong that aquariums aren’t usually allowed to have them because if they hit the glass it will shatter and it will eat all the other fish/snails. When the mantis shrimp strikes it’s food you can see light and steam being made from how fast it’s claws can move. The claws move as fast as a bullet being shot our of a 22 caliber rifle even though it’s underwater.   This is the only thing I’ve learned all year in biology and I thought it was cool.

smokeweeedgethigh:

Let me tell you some things about this bitch. This is a mantis shrimp. This thing is 6 - 12 inches and as you can see, it’s all colorful and shit. Mantis shrimp have 16 cones which means it has 13 more cones than humans. So these things can see things we don’t even know exist. They could see so many different colors and possibly could have different senses like when some animals can see heat. These bitches are pretty bad ass because their claws move so fast the water literally boils around it. They’re also so strong that aquariums aren’t usually allowed to have them because if they hit the glass it will shatter and it will eat all the other fish/snails. When the mantis shrimp strikes it’s food you can see light and steam being made from how fast it’s claws can move. The claws move as fast as a bullet being shot our of a 22 caliber rifle even though it’s underwater.  

This is the only thing I’ve learned all year in biology and I thought it was cool.

xsammypants: neongenesisevangaylion: xsammypants: mitunas-choice-rump: neongenesisevangaylion: tbch: neongenesisevangaylion: why does this dollar bill have a horse stamp FUN FACT: I found this out while working my many years in retail. I once had a customer who worked for a record label pay me in cash that (mainly consisted of $50’s and $100’s) had a number of different little stamps on them like this one, like 4-leaf clovers, bicycles, a running horse, a peace sign…etc Well I asked, “what’s with all the stamps?” He said that each stamp represents a different drug dealer that the bill has been handled by. It’s a way for drug dealers to keep track of what bills they’ve already received and know if they’re being jipped or not by recieving a bill that they’ve already previously marked. wow that’s actually interesting and makes sense. thanks omfg i’ve actually had a 50$ bill that had a 4 leaf clover on it before  FUN FACT: That dollar bill is actually a one hundred dollar bill.  FUN FACT: that has been pointed out at least 50 times and it stopped being funny around the first  If it annoys you so much, you should have wrote the right amount to begin with. xD

xsammypants:

neongenesisevangaylion:

xsammypants:

mitunas-choice-rump:

neongenesisevangaylion:

tbch:

neongenesisevangaylion:

why does this dollar bill have a horse stamp

FUN FACT: I found this out while working my many years in retail. I once had a customer who worked for a record label pay me in cash that (mainly consisted of $50’s and $100’s) had a number of different little stamps on them like this one, like 4-leaf clovers, bicycles, a running horse, a peace sign…etc
Well I asked, “what’s with all the stamps?” He said that each stamp represents a different drug dealer that the bill has been handled by. It’s a way for drug dealers to keep track of what bills they’ve already received and know if they’re being jipped or not by recieving a bill that they’ve already previously marked.

wow that’s actually interesting and makes sense. thanks

omfg i’ve actually had a 50$ bill that had a 4 leaf clover on it before 

FUN FACT: That dollar bill is actually a one hundred dollar bill. 

FUN FACT: that has been pointed out at least 50 times and it stopped being funny around the first 

If it annoys you so much, you should have wrote the right amount to begin with. xD

Just go. Go without me.